Red Chicago

Why Brad and Jennifer split

Why, why did it have to happen to such a great couple. They have everything, don't they, what could have happened to split them up?

Answer: George W. Bush and the Failure of the Israeli-Palestinian peace plan.

Brad and Jen built their hopes of a loving, long relationship on the foundation of their Middle-East peace plan. After Brad and Jennifer failed at Mid-East diplomacy their relationship starts to fall apart. There was no hope that they would be able to shape the world in their vision. Then the unthinkable happened, after spending the whole year throwing all their "star power" behind John Kerry, he still couldn't pull off an easy win over that horrible George W. Bush.
When Brad Pitt Said;

"We've got two distinct futures facing us and that will be determined November 2nd, so know who you're voting for, know who you're voting against. Know what you stand for, it's very important."

I think he had two distinct futures for him and Jennifer in mind at the time.
With the world going downhill fast, there was no way Jennifer was going to bring a child into this world ruled by Evil Red States. We all knew about Brad and Jen's disagreement about children, but know you all know why!!!

posted by Red Chicago @ 3:33 PM